Kids Talk

I was watching Taylor in the rearview mirror and saw her pick her nose and eat her boogers:
Me: Tay-Tay don't do that, that is so nasty!
Tay: No, mom, it's really warm!!
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Mark is making a rifle (don't ask) so he brought a part of it in to the bedroom:
Tay: Is that a gun?
Mark: Yes, you never touch a gun. Always ask mommy and daddy first (can you tell we live in the south?)
Tay: ok. I want a gun. I want a pink one to match my teddy bear!
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Mark: Morgan say "Daddy"
Morgan:(he looks intent then tilts his head sideways)...Cow

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